hi stranger, i like you, it's nice to have a real person to talk to, not just a friend to pass time with, because some people have everything and hurting others is so evil, it stabs the people i see, who have nothing, who i want to have. it's so wrong. you are valued, and important to me :)

don't drink too much, because it's stupid

don't eat too much junk food and soda, because it'll fry your brain like curly fries

be nice to people, and see if they can laugh with you, then they'll hand you help, but stay away from those places and stick around, because your eloquence is not theirs, and yours isn't theirs, so please be ruder, and scarier, not meeker, because then they'll lie and say you're scared, ie scary

i hate liars, i hate bad people, too, so much